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xFraksurEx
12-25-2008, 12:52 AM
I just figured in the spirit of the happy go lucky holiday mood, I'd devise a light hearted thread.

I was just wondering what thing/s that when you see happen in Halo, regardless of the situation or seriousness of the game, you can't help but laugh your @ss off.

My contribution is when you're chasing a guy with rockets from behind but can't get that last shot off on him. He turns around, lines you up, and blasts himself to hell on the wall or doorway corner just a little bit too far in his way. I don't care how serious the game is watching someone do that right in front of me will always make me laugh out loud.

Now your turn.

JakeDizill
12-25-2008, 12:55 AM
when you know your going to get no scoped and you do...

xFraksurEx
12-25-2008, 12:56 AM
I agree. I hate when it happens but it always makes me smile and shake my head.

ii318gfxii
12-25-2008, 01:11 AM
When playing on a low-level account and going into MLG, seeing your three teammates crouching in the bottom hill on construct. Then shortly after, seeing three red-x's on your screen. =]

Happened yesterday, couldn't help but laugh.

.BLu3naX.
12-25-2008, 01:12 AM
In BTB or some random MM game, whenever I see a random sticky thrown high into the air, across Valhalla or something, I always try to catch it. I can only imagine how many people I've let say "OMG stuck halfway across the map! Montage clip!"

I don't know, every time I do it it makes me smile a little bit.

GetOffMyNutssss
12-25-2008, 01:32 AM
In BTB or some random MM game, whenever I see a random sticky thrown high into the air, across Valhalla or something, I always try to catch it. I can only imagine how many people I've let say "OMG stuck halfway across the map! Montage clip!"

I don't know, every time I do it it makes me smile a little bit.

I do this in high level MLG, if I see a stick flying through the air I catch it. It's just too much fun.

Magika___mlg_
12-25-2008, 03:52 AM
when i get teabagged by the guy who stole someone else's kill on me by shooting 1 bullet

BiGgiE_Blythe
12-25-2008, 04:13 AM
the people on my team yelling at me to pull the flag when the whole other team is alive.

oh and also shooting people 3-4 times when they are 1 shot and them not dyeing and getting *****.

BigBRC90
12-25-2008, 04:30 AM
wen some one t bags me when they are down by like 20 kills but ive out br them like 10 times and his teamate is the one that nades me and he cleans it up:pwned:

TarLaPaN
12-25-2008, 04:31 AM
the people on my team yelling at me to pull the flag when the whole other team is alive.

oh and also shooting people 3-4 times when they are 1 shot and them not dyeing and getting *****.
Thats when i start screaming, not laughing.

Primaryh3r0
12-25-2008, 04:52 AM
When all four players on one team hide in a little corner and when you walk around the corner they assassinate you and then all start tea-bagging you and then go back into the corner. Like I cant see them on my deathscreen all hurry up back into the corner lol.

.Nvincible.
12-25-2008, 04:55 AM
when everyone on your team shoots OS guy.

Glick
12-25-2008, 05:18 AM
In BTB or some random MM game, whenever I see a random sticky thrown high into the air, across Valhalla or something, I always try to catch it. I can only imagine how many people I've let say "OMG stuck halfway across the map! Montage clip!"

I don't know, every time I do it it makes me smile a little bit.

Haha i love doing that. You know you are just making some kid's day

TnA Philosopher
12-25-2008, 05:31 AM
when you know your going to get no scoped and you do...

i can call it almost every time...

When a kid is 1 shot and absorbs 6 more and a nade running across top mid with your flag and caps it FTW. then talks **** in post game screaming " IM SO CLUTCH!!" :banghead:

Best_AR_in_H3
12-25-2008, 05:40 AM
i find it hilarious when there is 2 ppl on the other team are both strafin one with snipe and the all of a sudden the guy with snipe does an accidental dome shot to his team mate and he falls on his face in front of me
happend to me twice, rofl'd

II7_HUNTER_II7
12-25-2008, 05:58 AM
stuff that makes me laugh more is what people say sometimes i remember hearing once these kids talking about the FB team change of walshy and one kid said "whos going to be the new captain" and the other said "Ogre 1 because he's the oldest so will take the most mature attitude with the game" this was IMO very lolable

SnipeTheory
12-25-2008, 06:38 AM
i can call it almost every time...

When a kid is 1 shot and absorbs 6 more and a nade running across top mid with your flag and caps it FTW. then talks **** in post game screaming " IM SO CLUTCH!!" :banghead:
hahaha thats why i throw controllers

ZeroRegretz
12-25-2008, 06:44 AM
I think its the best when an elite is trying to be sneaky and there slowly crouch walking around the corner its so funny or when an elite teabags me its funny 2 cuz they look so dumb lol.

TnA Philosopher
12-25-2008, 06:52 AM
hahaha thats why i throw controllers

lol me to.

PR_v0rt3xX
12-25-2008, 06:53 AM
its kind of sad..but I take it as a joke...when i am trying to snipe someone.......and 2 things can happen ...1) someone of your team spawns in front of you as soon as u hit the trigger( betray FTW) or..misteriously.. u end SNIPING yourself..yeah i know...but it was funny ah??

Heytred
12-25-2008, 06:53 AM
Nading myself. Whenever I have friends watching me play that laugh at the fact that I bounce a nade off the wall in front of me on accident at least once a game.I find it hilarious no matter what the situation.

NocturnalKernal
12-25-2008, 06:53 AM
http://i41.tinypic.com/14t9fl3.jpg

I always wonder, wtf why is the game so close? and then when the scores come up after the game and i see somthing like this i just burst out laughing.


<3 remi if you see this

mikec18
12-25-2008, 06:58 AM
I think its the best when an elite is trying to be sneaky and there slowly crouch walking around the corner its so funny or when an elite teabags me its funny 2 cuz they look so dumb lol.
lol i was going to say the same thing. they do look so dumb.

also when you accidentally stick or no scope your own team mate i can't help but laugh. especially when you get betrayed after you just pick up camo

Fr0sTBit3
12-25-2008, 07:03 AM
http://i41.tinypic.com/14t9fl3.jpg

I always wonder, wtf why is the game so close? and then when the scores come up after the game and i see somthing like this i just burst out laughing.


<3 remi if you see this

Thats great. Haha 2Live

J0hnnny
12-25-2008, 07:22 AM
Betraying a teammate waiting for a weapon.
Two days ago, this hardcore MLG kid was waiting for the sniper and i stuck him.
Ahh too funny.

Gamer2553
12-25-2008, 07:26 AM
When people cheat and act like there so pro at the game.:lol:

David139
12-25-2008, 07:34 AM
Well when I start with an AR and finally find a Br, i'll say something like "ohh pretty". Then naded like hell and die. That always makes me laugh even funnier when my teammates do it.

iTz_Slayer_J
12-25-2008, 07:36 AM
My contribution is when you're chasing a guy with rockets from behind but can't get that last shot off on him. He turns around, lines you up, and blasts himself to hell on the wall or doorway corner just a little bit too far in his way. I don't care how serious the game is watching someone do that right in front of me will always make me laugh out loud.


exactly my first thought.....another 1 is when im playin social and someone throws down a bubble shield....and trying to be smart is the other team throwing a plasma into the "bs" while not getting in far enough and stick themselves

drizo
12-25-2008, 07:38 AM
when someone is about to noscope you and you know it. idk why but i just die laughing

I BombeR I
12-25-2008, 08:26 AM
:confused: when i get assassinated from the front.

Sykoooooooooooo
12-25-2008, 08:30 AM
I personally enjoy getting on my friend's names from school, who are legit like 30's, then going into matchmaking in like MLG with their like level 15, and asking these people if they're really good since they have a level 39 Strike Commander.

It's even funnier when they take it the wrong way and start making fun of you :)

Edit: I like going and playing Gamebattles with my friends, the same ones who are legit 30's

http://www.freewebs.com/orqz/gamebattles.bmp

GL0B0
12-25-2008, 08:39 AM
Me out-br'ing somebody

o.BreakShot.o
12-25-2008, 08:42 AM
I just figured in the spirit of the happy go lucky holiday mood, I'd devise a light hearted thread.

I was just wondering what thing/s that when you see happen in Halo, regardless of the situation or seriousness of the game, you can't help but laugh your @ss off.

My contribution is when you're chasing a guy with rockets from behind but can't get that last shot off on him. He turns around, lines you up, and blasts himself to hell on the wall or doorway corner just a little bit too far in his way. I don't care how serious the game is watching someone do that right in front of me will always make me laugh out loud.

Now your turn.


When you go to headshot someone on the other side of pit, and your teamate runs in front of you and you dome him in the back of the skull for a betrayal...

BadBall3r
12-25-2008, 08:45 AM
I personally enjoy getting on my friend's names from school, who are legit like 30's, then going into matchmaking in like MLG with their like level 15, and asking these people if they're really good since they have a level 39 Strike Commander.

It's even funnier when they take it the wrong way and start making fun of you :)

Edit: I like going and playing Gamebattles with my friends, the same ones who are legit 30's

http://www.freewebs.com/orqz/gamebattles.bmpThat's nawt nice, lol.

xVirtue
12-25-2008, 08:51 AM
One of the funniest things I think of is probably when kids crouch around corners in MLG at low levels LOL.
That or seeing someone get ninja'd / ninjaing someone.

TRposeR
12-25-2008, 08:53 AM
playing with kids who do not map call outs such as "bottom gold" and that was on narrows, it was on a new account so played with low levels and the kid sounded extremely serious so im guessing he was but everyone in the game started laughing at him

unbeaver
12-25-2008, 09:05 AM
Elites in general. When someone sword lounges without a sword(happens 2 often in halo 3).
When people start fighting in social lobby. And that kid in the MLG playlist that is always going "wow!!" and "OMG" and telling you how bad you are and how to play while he is at his deathscreen, he always goes -12 for some reason and proceeds to blame it on you.

BigBRC90
12-25-2008, 09:09 AM
:confused: when i get assassinated from the front.
that happens cause they hit your left shoulder

igotstuckagain
12-25-2008, 09:10 AM
low level MLG playlist lol, so good, and when i play on my friends account and i make up callouts like blue room on guardian is the lions den

GRAnMA
12-25-2008, 09:11 AM
getting teabagged by absolute nubz in squad battle when they are losing by 50 kills

Sykoooooooooooo
12-25-2008, 09:14 AM
Crouching in MLG




Ftw.

HaUnTiNg ChAsEs
12-25-2008, 09:16 AM
when i camp in rocket spawn with rockets looking at the opposing green.

its like fishing =]

snip3r atl the
12-25-2008, 09:17 AM
when kids who haven't hit puberty try to curse people out in the post game.

NeverBackDown32
12-25-2008, 09:20 AM
Going in as 3s in the MLG playlist (around level 25) and being elites and then crouch walking as a group. Everywhere. No matter what. Eve...ry...where..

Also, being the kids that tea bag no matter what the situation is. It's best when you're playing split screen with a friend in MLG objective and you kill someone and get your buddy to come across the map to help you tea bag. Always fun.

Valak
12-25-2008, 09:20 AM
I go up airlift on the pit to assassinate the guy with sniper. Melee him in the back but it registers as a melee and he turns around and no scopes me. I start laughing but I know it hurts a little inside :-?

Master.2ooL
12-25-2008, 09:26 AM
blowning someone at mach 10 speed with the canisters is the funniest thing ever! It gets me everytime!!!!!!!!!:grin:

Ownsboro
12-25-2008, 09:27 AM
http://i43.tinypic.com/29y06yp.jpg
This.

viprium
12-25-2008, 09:30 AM
The ranking system.

.GLADIATOR
12-25-2008, 09:39 AM
The skill gap.

Or I should say, "lack there of."

vMarZ
12-25-2008, 09:42 AM
Crouching in MLG




Ftw.
lol Yeah some noobs do that, I laugh when they do it because they thing there so pro lol....

lizard lava
12-25-2008, 09:43 AM
my favorite is playing on construct slayer where there is a lazer on the map. it never fails that i will have a team mate take it to top of a purple and he will charge it to shoot and i will spawn right in front of it ... once my whole team actually spawned in front of it and my friend got a triple kill betrayal... always make me laugh
actually anytime my teammate kills me it makes me laugh

_AW_HECK_
12-25-2008, 09:44 AM
lag on lan
http://www.bungie.net/Online/Halo3UserContentDetails.aspx?h3fileid=55347947
http://www.bungie.net/Online/Halo3UserContentDetails.aspx?h3fileid=55353592

.TweaK.
12-25-2008, 09:44 AM
i laugh my ass off when people try to tell me they are pros or semi pro. This 12 year old kid try to tell me he was a pro and his account he is known as is some random crap. He told me that he mad top 38 in gamebattles. Right than i knew he was pro HAHA i was laughing the whole game

sambo400
12-25-2008, 09:49 AM
once, in MLG. my team was loosing really bad, and i was chasing this guy, and right after i called out where he was, i sneezed so loud into the mic that everybody stoped playing and just laughed at me i killed him, though. Also, all of the air lifts and man cannons transport players that weigh around 1000 pounds. I always think what would happen if an normal person steped onto one.

Phaazon
12-25-2008, 09:52 AM
that kid that gets a double kill and thinks he is god so he won't stop screaming about it

squall3
12-25-2008, 09:56 AM
when you have rockets and your teammate just walks around the corner as your turning around and you blast him away

NoT WitleSsMeaN
12-25-2008, 09:58 AM
When you are playing mlg slayer or flag on pit and before the game you and your mates talk to each other about whos going where, 2 people say rocks, and another 2 say ovie, and then everyone gos to the same damn place.

and also when you just sitting there and you hear the roar of a machine rushing to run you down, and you realize you can do nothing, so you accept your fate and die. haha.

SilverSon
12-25-2008, 10:19 AM
When you are playing mlg slayer or flag on pit and before the game you and your mates talk to each other about whos going where, 2 people say rocks, and another 2 say ovie, and then everyone gos to the same damn place.

and also when you just sitting there and you hear the roar of a machine rushing to run you down, and you realize you can do nothing, so you accept your fate and die. haha.

your sig.

its too big.

the first two are great lol especially the no scope thing.

getting naded 1000000 times in one game by jesus is always something i laugh at.

Brother_Yokum
12-25-2008, 10:28 AM
An Elite pulling a sword out.

Capital H
12-25-2008, 10:36 AM
Going into a game solo and hearing a teamate yell about how your rank sucks and how he always gets the ****ty teamattes. Then they proceeed to go -24 with 3 seconds of ball time.

Brother_Yokum
12-25-2008, 10:41 AM
oh i forgot my absolute favorite, when you get that teammate that shoots at you for picking up snipe and you just turn around and blaine em.

Omg_Falco_Owns
12-25-2008, 10:44 AM
http://i43.tinypic.com/29y06yp.jpg
This.

I have to admit, in my many games of Halo 3, I have NEVER seen someone grab invis with a turret. They usually don't get that far.

As for the guy who said the thing about knowing when you're about to get no-scoped, I usually chuckle when I know that I'm going to no-scope someone. I'll be in the middle of a BR fight and say, "Watch me no-scope this guy no shields."

When it happens, I lulz.

Syndrome.
12-25-2008, 10:48 AM
lol I cant stop laughing when Im in a room with Reliable and Vanity from VanityGaming...
Reliable is probably one of the funniest people ever and when hes messing with Van its hilarious.
In the game itself however, I have to laugh when ever I try to ninja someone and I end up jumping over them just to have them jump back over me... its happened 3-4 times so far lol.

Brother_Yokum
12-25-2008, 10:56 AM
last one, every kid that runs over a sniper and keeps going, then stops, walks backwards over it again, pauses to look for the left bumper and picks the sniper up 35 seconds later.

TehVerdict
12-25-2008, 10:59 AM
People that think they know how to play a gametype but dont

NewtonsLaww
12-25-2008, 11:00 AM
Pit TS:

It's 40 to 45. My 3 teammates have dropped (hosers). I'm hiding in Mauler. Running out needler side, I look toward greenbox, and see 3 guys rounding the corner towards me (OH CRAP).

The guy in back whips out rockets like a champ, and fires one off just as his teammate strafes in front of him, killing one, one shotting himself, and damaging the third.

Sigh.

BR cleanup ensues.
__________________________
Doubles Epitaph:

Opening of the game. I'm at the top of the ramp at camo, he's at the doorway at the bottom. He throws a nade, I throw a nade.

I am not bulls***ing. My frag nade BOUNCES off his nade...three feet in front of me. Both blow up, free kill for him.

JoExSaN
12-25-2008, 11:01 AM
The way an elite runs with the hammer...You don't know funny until you've seen that.

Confusion373
12-25-2008, 11:04 AM
Can't help but laugh at the hit detection sometimes.

iTsJuSTAvante
12-25-2008, 11:05 AM
when someone is behind you and you jump backwards and assassinate em :)

.ReZzO.
12-25-2008, 11:13 AM
The way an elite runs with the hammer...You don't know funny until you've seen that.

When a Elite in Halo 2 ...BREAKS IT DOWN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<3 joe

JoExSaN
12-25-2008, 11:14 AM
When a Elite in Halo 2 ...BREAKS IT DOWN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<3 joe

ILY! The memories...

[ReaverPwnz]
12-25-2008, 11:20 AM
I always think it's funny when I no scope some random kid and he trys so hard to hunt me down till the end of the game, only to fail each time he rushes me.

DeffencE
12-25-2008, 11:22 AM
when you are just Beastin' the WHOLE game. you are going like +10.
and you get greedy, and chase for a kill or two.
and right when you turn the corner, you just get completly dumped on, cuz you chased
haha

TehVerdict
12-25-2008, 11:23 AM
when you know your going to get no scoped and you do...


I laugh, but then sigh :(

HK_Trammell
12-25-2008, 11:25 AM
when i think i shot the rocket and thought it had shot already and strafed behind a wall and blew myself up

HK_Trammell
12-25-2008, 11:26 AM
when you are doing really good with the sniper and your teammate scares you and you shoot him in the face

milfordhockey5
12-25-2008, 11:30 AM
pink elites :)
or when you see a new kid just try and play and just run staright at you...or the sword kids....

JaggedSpoon
12-25-2008, 11:31 AM
My buddy and I every once in a while will go into a social game to find an annoying kid on the other team, or our friend on the other team in a custom game, when ever one of us kills that player, no matter how far away we are from him or if we're getting killed or about to get a kill, we run across the map and T-bag him yelling frantically as we do it. The funniest part about it is that who ever it is we are T-bagging usually spawns during our 'session' and comes over and kills us. Haha.

Merry Christmas - JaggedSpoon

DeDaW
12-25-2008, 11:33 AM
My buddy and I every once in a while will go into a social game to find an annoying kid on the other team, or our friend on the other team in a custom game, when ever one of us kills that player, no matter how far away we are from him or if we're getting killed or about to get a kill, we run across the map and T-bag him yelling frantically as we do it. The funniest part about it is that who ever it is we are T-bagging usually spawns during our 'session' and comes over and kills us. Haha.

Merry Christmas - JaggedSpoon
Me and my friend did that when we were 1v1ing. Best part was, I was T-Bagging him, and then he comes over tries to kill me, and gets dumped on.

FRESHKILLA69
12-25-2008, 11:34 AM
watching my teammate get rocketed when they walk out of green box in front of me

BlazinAbraham
12-25-2008, 11:39 AM
When you play any low level in Matchmaking and except to go 20-0 but end up going even. Yes this happened to me on my brothers account in team slayer on a level 13. I just shook my head and laughed.

sm9130
12-25-2008, 11:42 AM
I do this in high level MLG, if I see a stick flying through the air I catch it. It's just too much fun.
thats what my dog does

Xch4ng3
12-25-2008, 11:43 AM
I never seem to laugh when playing Halo :/

Is this normal?

.ReZzO.
12-25-2008, 11:46 AM
I never seem to laugh when playing Halo :/

Is this normal?

No, no its not.

Talk to Maury

PR_v0rt3xX
12-25-2008, 11:49 AM
I never seem to laugh when playing Halo :/

Is this normal?

no its NOT normal, go see a psychiatric so he can cure u..

blacktoothgrin7
12-25-2008, 11:51 AM
When I see a friend on my list playing Infection and I join in and completely dominate eight people behind their base in the open with a sword and they're all carrying BR's and I'm the Alpha Zombie who ran all the way across Valhalla undetected on radar or sight only to completely destroy them because they can't aim.

What a long improperly structured sentence.

Or when I follow a noob around the map for a few minutes undetected while he's looking for me. It makes spectators laugh hysterically.
.

Jeeenyus
12-25-2008, 11:54 AM
I do this in high level MLG, if I see a stick flying through the air I catch it. It's just too much fun.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Imagine them going into theater to show friends later, and you see "you" run out of your way, look up, and hump while waiting for the nade to hit you in the face. Sickest stick evarrr!

BzK D3athsight
12-25-2008, 11:55 AM
Getting warriored.... aka shooting somebody 5 times when they are one shot and doesn't kill them, then they kill you and tbag you.

-Squall-
12-25-2008, 11:58 AM
playing foreigners on bad hosts :(

tsassos
12-25-2008, 12:00 PM
I like to laugh sometimes when I throw a frag nade on Guardian, Narrows, Onslaught, etc. and end up injuring myself because it stuck to a flat surface rather than bouncing.

p.allen8444
12-25-2008, 12:02 PM
When I play Sandtrap.
Specifically 1Flag
It makes me throw up blood

deathrush
12-25-2008, 12:04 PM
random bs that happens on Xbl.

Susco
12-25-2008, 12:04 PM
When i screw around on a 1 month in MLG and I'm like Level 5, and Onslaught CTF or Amp TS is the gametype and all the kids on my team are like...WOAH, WHO MADE THIS MAP? and then the one kid goes...I think Bungie made it! and then everybody is like...WOW, BUNGIE IS GOOD IN FORGE!

Makes me laugh my ass off but if I'm in a bad mood or something it makes me want to put my mic in and ***** them out rofllll.

Also, when you snipe somebody in the back of the head, and their face like sleds across the floor for a good 10 feet, thats ****ing awesome...ESPECIALLY down a ramp or something, i laughed for a good 10 mins when that happened for the first time. My friend showed my in theater :D

KAKKA_HEAD
12-25-2008, 12:05 PM
When I go to mauler at the beginning of any Pit game. Well the reaction I recieve from teammates.

halosniper313
12-25-2008, 12:05 PM
Thats when i start screaming, not laughing.

Same here broesky.

WaltarJai
12-25-2008, 12:12 PM
When I'm playing high level MLG on my TV that's cut off on the top and bottom (so I can't tell what kind of nades I have out) and I go to bounce a frag from elbow to S2 and jump forward, only to throw a sticky and jump perfectly on top of it with 2 of my teammates watching on death screen.

Mech-Warrior-21
12-25-2008, 12:12 PM
A 50 in Halo 3 that can't BR for their lives. I can't help, but laugh at that.

FadedFutures
12-25-2008, 12:13 PM
I was playing a mid-level CTF Onslaught game in the playlist, and this kid had our flag, we were 4 down, and this was a guaranteed cap. This guy runs into B maze, somehow gets mixed up, and runs the flag back into our base. He sat there for 10 seconds trying to cap before I killed him. After I stopped laughing so hard.

Tadpole9527
12-25-2008, 12:18 PM
youre playing dubz and have a decent lead.a guy is alone at s2, him and your teammate are fighting. you throw a stick in attempt to kill him, then tell your teamate it was the other guy :D

Garbearrr
12-25-2008, 12:22 PM
When i'm one game from a 50 in Lone Wolves and I get Snowbound.

Bungie hates me.

Ghost0900
12-25-2008, 12:23 PM
when 3 of your team mates drop and you still **** the other team...but you still lose because there is too much of a gap in the scores to come back from.
And playing the game "All sticks all the time" in a ranked play list

KidSouth
12-25-2008, 12:24 PM
it doesnt happen that much in high level MLG MM but when a player either sticks his teammate or bounces a frag off him when hes one shot and kills him..i love seeing "you killed____" after i've already respawned. its always fun to imagine just how you got that kill

USCstreets
12-25-2008, 12:33 PM
when i accidently melee my one shot teammates

PRS.
12-25-2008, 12:40 PM
When I take on the entire game and win.

Seriously. On Avalanche the other day, I ran a flag in. All the while, there were snipe bullets hitting me, lasers, wraiths, and I was all by myself running it around the top of the base. I hope I still have the game because I need to save that clip. It was the funniest thing ever. Richard (Intensity) and I were laughing our asses off.

Also, I watched Richard in Legendary Brawl on Ghost Town Mosh Pit...he just got in the hill and jumped around. Didn't fire a single shot. Just jumped around in the hill and watched people fight. It was hilarious because he was winning lmao. He even stood still inside the hill, not hidden or anything, for a good ten seconds and just watched people fight. Lmao. Hilarious.

Another time on Avalanche CTF the other day, Richard got on a Hornet and was like, "Here, get on the side. We gon' go up in their base all tactical-like!" I got on the side of that ***** and we're flying around. All of a sudden there's Scorpions and Wraiths targeting his ass. He's like, "QUICK! Get off get off!!" I jumped off right as he's blown to hell and back. That is when I went through the portal into their base and ran the flag all the way back, the same scene as scenario 1 above.

OMG so many good times. You definitely just have to play the game with friends and have fun and be crazy sometimes. You can have so much fun when you do.

eP SmurF
12-25-2008, 12:44 PM
In BTB or some random MM game, whenever I see a random sticky thrown high into the air, across Valhalla or something, I always try to catch it. I can only imagine how many people I've let say "OMG stuck halfway across the map! Montage clip!"

I don't know, every time I do it it makes me smile a little bit.


haha i always do that. i like when they refer the clip to me in the file share and he says get *****

Syndrome.
12-25-2008, 12:48 PM
when i accidently melee my one shot teammates

lol i do that all the time. In fact thats one reason we lost a ball game one time. The guy carrying the ball was oneshot going S1 and I came around the corner after getting a trip, heard the callout that the last guy was on S2 going S1 and I turned and smacked him in the shoulder and he died. We lost by two points but it was hilarious, When I saw him drop and didnt get the over (cause I thought it was the other team) I was screaming WTF?! Then I got assasinated and realized what I did and laughed my ass off.

I also start off games by meleeing sometimes, usually on Guardian and I spawn behind a teammate and end up putting them to 1shot within the first 2 seconds of the game... I just laugh and say sorry.

haha i always do that. i like when they refer the clip to me in the file share and he says get *****

I love catching stickies lol. But when they refer the clip to me and say get ***** I just go into theatre, record it from MY view and refer the clip to them with the message, "you're welcome. be sure to put me in your TYs for your Montage =)"

ix sh0ck xi
12-25-2008, 12:48 PM
All of the random complaining that people do after custom games. There is ALWAYS an excuse why the other team won and why YOU got crapped on which made you lose.

It's pretty funny to hear the EXACT same complaints from everyone. No one can suck it up and say, "damn, I sucked that game," or "nice, the other team played a great game." There is always some complaints about lag, some guy not dying no matter what, someone having host, etc...

Lucknuts
12-25-2008, 12:49 PM
I think it's hilarious when you assassinate or beatdown someone when they're charging you with a shotty

fkinmerck
12-25-2008, 12:53 PM
I always laugh when I am in a sniping battle and my shot appears to hit the person. His bullet kills me, my bullet on the other hand vanishes in mid air. WTF

Syndrome.
12-25-2008, 12:59 PM
I think it's hilarious when you assassinate or beatdown someone when they're charging you with a shotty

LOL. That doesnt compare to when you 180 No Scope Bulltrue someone... But its still pretty funny.

KSIGTslOw
12-25-2008, 01:07 PM
My contribution is when you're chasing a guy with rockets from behind but can't get that last shot off on him. He turns around, lines you up, and blasts himself to hell on the wall or doorway corner just a little bit too far in his way. I don't care how serious the game is watching someone do that right in front of me will always make me laugh out loud.


exactly my first thought.....another 1 is when im playin social and someone throws down a bubble shield....and trying to be smart is the other team throwing a plasma into the "bs" while not getting in far enough and stick themselves

i made sum kids day doing this once on standoff.

i was at the back door of the launchpad base and as i threw my sticky at him, rite before it stuck him in teh face..he throws out a bubble shield and it bounces right into my dome...ive never heard anyone freak out so hard lol...i was even cracking up over it:pwned:

DynamiteMD
12-25-2008, 01:17 PM
when you look down gold on construct and see like 4 nades flying up at u

aThiefeR
12-25-2008, 01:25 PM
When i fall off the map and hearing my spartan screaming. lol.

Dunittt14
12-25-2008, 01:29 PM
Basically anything to do with an elite. The sound they make when they die, how beautiful they look when they gandhi hop and how amazing they look in general while crouching, the assault head and of course, going into social skirmish on ten sens betraying

xBounty
12-25-2008, 01:30 PM
when you know your going to get no scoped and you do...


#1 its so funny/stupid cause your like O POOP and then POW!! lol

IVs Syked
12-25-2008, 01:38 PM
180 noscopes
Assassinating the OS guy as he rushes your training. Just love that
Picking up the default red OS in MM when you're one shot being chased
Throwing down a regen in a BR fight
Noscoping someone as you grav lift up (MM is amazing)
When you melée the rocket guy, he fires and somehow survives
How my iPhone corrects melee to melée

Corysmith
12-25-2008, 01:47 PM
When I am on s3 and my friend is on s2 and overshield respawns... Never Ceases to amaze me happens once every 3 battles.

P0cketz
12-25-2008, 01:50 PM
when the physics forget to make someone move there legs when they run and they end up looking like they r doing a grind on a rail it makes me laugh lol

Pinchehh
12-25-2008, 01:52 PM
The skill gap.

Or I should say, "lack there of."

haha deff
whenever the other team has a decent team of 4 and youre stuck with complete nubs who fight for sniper and stat whore the whole game and you carry
its pretty lame :/

btw, nice avatar, underoath wrecks :-P

dan2dan500
12-25-2008, 02:03 PM
When you get the first 1-2 shots on someone then they turn around and start bring you, and you're thinking: Oh **** please dont choke! to yourself and then you choke and the guy teabags you :pwned:

ITH3F1R3M4NI
12-25-2008, 02:06 PM
When you shoot the fushion coils at the start of the game on Pit, and either splatter yourself with a cone or one of your team mates.

KSIGTslOw
12-25-2008, 02:09 PM
When you get the first 1-2 shots on someone then they turn around and start bring you, and you're thinking: Oh **** please dont choke! to yourself and then you choke and the guy teabags you :pwned:
really? wow:pwned:

gannyganny
12-25-2008, 02:29 PM
when you know your going to get no scoped and you do...
haha, same here. even if I'm playing a noob, it always happens to me.

What_The_Dunk
12-25-2008, 02:32 PM
When you throw a grenade at an ally while he is standing near fusion coils, and when he dies it says he committed suicide.

fatkidv2
12-25-2008, 02:33 PM
When the other team on Narrows is trying to sneak the flag over Man-Cannon, gets there successfully, then doesn't make it half way across the Man-Cannon. I laugh every time. Even if they don't have the flag.

:D

xPPx_Rampage
12-25-2008, 02:44 PM
when i ninja someone so bad, the 2nd coming of jesus happens.

Haste.
12-25-2008, 02:52 PM
The bullet registration.

L0rd4b0ve
12-25-2008, 03:19 PM
When the flag carrier hits his teammate on the man cannon on Narrows and they both die, and the flag carrier flips a s***

Kadmidge
12-25-2008, 03:28 PM
I just figured in the spirit of the happy go lucky holiday mood, I'd devise a light hearted thread.

I was just wondering what thing/s that when you see happen in Halo, regardless of the situation or seriousness of the game, you can't help but laugh your @ss off.

My contribution is when you're chasing a guy with rockets from behind but can't get that last shot off on him. He turns around, lines you up, and blasts himself to hell on the wall or doorway corner just a little bit too far in his way. I don't care how serious the game is watching someone do that right in front of me will always make me laugh out loud.

Now your turn.

when people say OH I 4 shotted u.
when i was already one shot...

Dmagic
12-25-2008, 03:28 PM
seeing a friend get beat down and watching their body flip threw the air funny stuff

Reticle
12-25-2008, 03:32 PM
People's reactions when they get stuck by a sticky. (I.E. Jumping after getting stuck).

fushCOOKS
12-25-2008, 03:40 PM
i got a good one.

when little kids cuss at you and then you hear there mom
yelling at them in the background:pwned:
lolz

Joebones10
12-25-2008, 03:50 PM
was watching a battle the other day where an opponent was running from my teammate... teammate #1, ran into another one, teammate #2, he jumped, landed on the head of #2, turned around and killed #1 cause #1 didnt want to hit #2 with the guy standing on top of his head, then dropped off of #2's head and beat him down cause he was so confussed about everything. he then finished me off for the triple cause i was laughing too hard at what i just seen and not paying attention...

probably one of the more funniest things ive seen recently besides all the stupid things that we all complain about in XBL that make us laugh... but laugh more in a pathetic... FML sory of way

bleafer
12-25-2008, 03:55 PM
Out BRing elites when im 1 shot..

YRP_Sleepy
12-25-2008, 04:02 PM
no scoping a completely camo'd guy

being betrayed by a teamate with a laser while I was camo'd

"montage kids" that try to jump and quick scope/no scope you close range and end up jumping off the map on guardian

Esi Clickedgore
12-25-2008, 04:06 PM
no scoping a completely camo'd guy

being betrayed by a teamate with a laser while I was camo'd

"montage kids" that try to jump and quick scope/no scope you close range and end up jumping off the map on guardian
Wait...
1. Did it.
2. Saw it.
3. Did it....
Are you talking about me? hahah
The only thing i really laugh at in Halo is if I get something on complete accident. Like when I throw a random grenade and get a triple kill...
EDIT: Or when people completely fail and drop the flag/ball off a map on accident.

Foobicus-X
12-25-2008, 04:20 PM
When you have rocks, throw a grenade, shoot a rocket, and then the grenade deflects the rocket into your teammate.

Or when a guy shoots a rocket at you and it's going to miss, but your teammates shootes a rocket rocket at him and it deflects the other one into you.


I got fileshare pics of that last one.

Encounter.142
12-25-2008, 04:20 PM
When you're getting out BR'd and the guy accidentally jumps off the map before he can get the last shot.

Bieker
12-25-2008, 04:23 PM
Stupid Noobs :)

XiX_TWISTA_XiX
12-25-2008, 04:28 PM
when i was at a tournament my friend got noscoped across map FTW with 1 second left and we were 1 place away from money, and i started laughing...then got mad. Also when your playin GB 2v2 against GK's or Nubs and your teamate gets out BR'd and u just laugh and T-bag them.

ThcKronos
12-25-2008, 04:33 PM
I really just cant help but laugh when I go into MM with my friends and we are telling other players on our team what to do, according to how we try to play. And lets say we are losing by like 5 on a ts game, and we tell them camo is up in 30 seconds chill for a while so we can push together with camo, but they obviously rush and get 3 on 1. Then they later complain about how they get 3 on 1.

unrealdustin
12-25-2008, 04:36 PM
Assassinating someone from the front. Especially when you can hear the proximity voice and the guy is *****ing about it.

iNovalyfe
12-25-2008, 04:38 PM
Getting no scoped then the kid who no scopes you puts a ful clip of sniper ammo into you as if its a insult. Then second later he gets into a sniper fight with you and her runes out of ammo when he jumps out and gets dombed.

ChalupaExtreme
12-25-2008, 04:38 PM
Spawn fails in Foundry... Never fails to put a grin on my face.

Mystery_BR_NC
12-25-2008, 04:47 PM
When all four players on one team hide in a little corner and when you walk around the corner they assassinate you and then all start tea-bagging you and then go back into the corner. Like I cant see them on my deathscreen all hurry up back into the corner lol.


Something like this?

http://i39.tinypic.com/2z6cmpt.jpg

Back in Team Schwat days.

Edit...My Team is Blue.

_JURASSIC_
12-25-2008, 04:59 PM
kinda like the picture above but when you get a bunch of friedns and go into BTB alll elites and just do hilarious things

_Rampage
12-25-2008, 05:06 PM
Ya when someone on the other team kills you and they tee bag u, even though your up by like 25 kills and u have been ****ting on them the whole game

DaTrueAnswer
12-25-2008, 05:12 PM
When you play some mlg mm with your friends and you get matched up with pros, so everyone decides to become an elite and just crouch walk around BRing them.

Also this: http://www.gamevee.com/viewVideo/Halo_3/GeeVee/Super_Clutch/481596

triiptych
12-25-2008, 05:21 PM
i love when i get killed in social slayer and a dino runs over my dead body and drops his BR for my AR

nemer08
12-25-2008, 05:28 PM
My favorite is when you drop the bub on snipe tower guardian just as some dude is throwing a nade and he sticks himself in the head. I pulled that off on my bro and just laughed my ars off.

Another one is going up snipe lift on Pit and knowing that you are going to get no scoped and it happens. I can't help but laugh when that happens.

My personal favorite though is when you ninja someone rushing you with AR. I pulled it off on high ground after I called it out to my buddy. He had just respawned and was saw me getting shot in the back. The best was he was yelling, "Dude behind you!" I just calmly say, "Watch". He gets me to no shields I jump up and he runs right underneath me for the ninja. I just sat there and laughed. I think I died shortly following it because I was laughing so hard I couldn't continue playing.

iTzmyDRpEppEr
12-25-2008, 05:30 PM
One time i was on the Pit and called out rocket respawn...and 3 of my teamates rushed in a group inside the green hall then i see 3 red X's...I lol'd so hard...


and another time was when i had a super serious teamate who kept yelling at us for sucking...then he said "Wow guys, next time let ME get the sniper so I can actually do something with it." When the sniper spawned again he rushed top mid then the camo guy took the Sniper and when my teamate jumped up to snipe 3 he got no-scoped...he quit...we lol'd...

patmac40
12-25-2008, 05:32 PM
one time i was playin swat and right at the start of the game i randomly melee the air and as i do that, one of my friends walks right in front of me and i give him the accidently backsmack. i literally put my controller down and laughed for 3 minutes then ended up with 29 kills.

Azgoodazitgetz
12-25-2008, 05:38 PM
when someone rushes me with a shotgun and i throw a bubble shield down. then try to peek out and throw a plasma only to be embarassed by the blue glow on my screen

WKE_Nasty
12-25-2008, 06:01 PM
this video lmao

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mn3Lx0MWvaQ&feature=channel_page

DeweyIZHerecy
12-25-2008, 06:01 PM
my favorite is probably when your teamate calls out a spot and you go to help them but they end up betraying you accidently and getting the kill ( StuckinGB = CULPRIT OF THAT)

DuRbiNNNNNNNNNN
12-25-2008, 06:09 PM
I laugh when i see the menu because this game is a joke...

Applause
12-25-2008, 06:14 PM
when im told by randoms to run the flag top B on onslaught

Cre8ive
12-25-2008, 06:20 PM
getting legitly snuck up assassinated in sandtrap squad battle... ):

LoLemon
12-25-2008, 06:32 PM
When I got host booted out of multi-team.
Me and my friend were like lolwut?

SPR33KING
12-25-2008, 06:32 PM
going in to the mlg playlist alone and getting matched up with everyone from my friends list happened 3 times now its so much fun

dreday0201
12-25-2008, 06:54 PM
when i fall off the map. i hate maps where you can fall off

ZeRo_FrM_xREBx
12-25-2008, 07:14 PM
When you're weak and being chased and you drop a grenade against a wall
only resulting in your own death.
lol :pwned:

goopy
12-25-2008, 07:15 PM
When I have to resort to matchmaking and I have someone on my team quit in the first minute because we're down 30-25 in ball or king. Oh yeah, and that happens 9378957289347 games in a row too.

yungbreakaa
12-25-2008, 07:18 PM
my funniest moment was when a blue player was s1 and he went to jump the ball of the map and he missed the ball and jumped off the map and i pissed my pants

Iska
12-25-2008, 07:46 PM
when i'm in the playlist, guardian, and someone is pulling a fat crouch on the s2 ramp to stay off their imaginary radar.

sporting100
12-25-2008, 07:52 PM
when you ruin your own perfection by rocketing yourself in the face

Snip3rKaL
12-25-2008, 08:01 PM
Something like this?

http://i39.tinypic.com/2z6cmpt.jpg

Back in Team Schwat days.

Edit...My Team is Blue.


Haha thats a hilarious picture. I would have to say when your teammates complain that youre going too negative, and then at the post game, your positive and theyre negative. And they abruptly leave the lobby.

RazorG
12-25-2008, 08:24 PM
When two people assassinate each other

iFaTaL.BR
12-25-2008, 08:32 PM
out BRing noobs on my low account on my warm up game 1 shot xDDD

GYODX
12-25-2008, 08:33 PM
When someone falls off the map in the middle of a BR fight.

NotMonarch
12-25-2008, 08:39 PM
1. When you both snipe headshot each other :(
2. When you fall off the map, respawn, jump and fall off the map again resulting in losing two points.....then losing by one :banghead:

DeyCaLLmESaiNT
12-25-2008, 08:45 PM
it doenst happen practically ever, but when we were playin BTB on sandtrap, some guy was jackin off, his friend at his house was gettin grossed out, you could tell it was real, that was funny/disgusting as hell

iPhoX
12-25-2008, 08:55 PM
When your playing MM and your teammates complain and say there team is bad but when you see the final stats that person went negative double digits and left before anyone could say anything.

- Cant help but laugh at this.

mrsSLinksteR
12-25-2008, 09:29 PM
When you are screwing around and you shoot a teamate in the back once and he freaks out and starts shooting wildly as if his radar decieved him. Always good for a laugh. Bubble shield suicide with rockets or sticky is up thier as well.

PappaCat
12-25-2008, 09:34 PM
bring a sniper from far distance and getting sniped by them knowing for a fact they no scoped me lol
gets me everytime

iKaveeeee
12-25-2008, 09:51 PM
Hijacking a warthog in squad battle on Standoff, while the opposite teams gunner is the back and running him off the clip and jumping out right before it falls. Happened twice in one game today. I laughed with my friends for about ten minutes in theater.

LOMELOFT
12-25-2008, 10:12 PM
when you are at second BR on the pit and like 3 people spawn at first BR and just destroy you in under a second

Skazbot
12-25-2008, 10:27 PM
when you know your going to get no scoped and you do...

This.

ER_Ruby
12-25-2008, 10:50 PM
When two people assassinate each other
never seen that. clip it and send it to me

GT: MacDaddy Ruby

iTetris
12-25-2008, 10:51 PM
I think its funny when your account gets hacked and they change it to a name similar to a "Pros" name. Then when u get in a game the guys began trash talking and saying "look at this poser" then this happens....

http://www.bungie.net/Stats/GameStatsHalo3.aspx?gameid=887183307&player=x0v3rShield

trod89
12-25-2008, 11:07 PM
when ur on fire with the sniper and ur teamate comes around a corner and scares the **** out of you and you shoot

Xaris
12-25-2008, 11:11 PM
I usually laugh when you kill someone and a girl screams loud because they changed their sex to a female. It's quite unexpected.

il_pr0digy_il
12-25-2008, 11:33 PM
when some random badkid who thinks he's good challenges me to a 1v1 and talks crap, and gets completely emberassed and still talks crap after the game ends, and either boots me from the party, or challenges me to another one after i just beat him/her 15 - 5. that makes me laugh everytime lol oh when i flag/ball glitch people too i start to laugh as well. and the best thing is to melee someone with the ball/or flag on the back of a mongoose or side of warthog and killing them, just hilarious.

MoRTa1
12-25-2008, 11:44 PM
whenever people instanly jump in a br fight because they figure that XBL will save them

Hayshn
12-25-2008, 11:59 PM
Mine has to be when a dude tries to stick me with a brute nade and ends up sticking a wall infront of me, i move out of the way and thus doing that he gets spikes thrown at his face. I find that hellafunny.

NikDaQuick1219
12-26-2008, 12:05 AM
this has happened to me a couple of times but i know its rare, i rocket one guy and go for a double kill on another and what happens, i hit the flying dead body i just blew all to hell and i commit suicide :pwned: lol

CJB 90
12-26-2008, 12:40 AM
when i get teabagged by the guy who stole someone else's kill on me by shooting 1 bullet


HaHa, yeah....

Getting teabagged by a member of the other team who I am playing in MLG MM 4v1 and completely pwning!

Also going into Rocket Race MM with another buddy. You two then pick one team to mess with. You chase them down and bombard them with rockets. It pisses them off so much. Then every time they try to get back on their mongoose you shoot it away from them. It is so funny watching them chase their mongoose across the map as we shoot it around. You can always jump off and assassinate them. I've gotten an overkill like this. I've done this stuff many times with buddies. I usually end up laughing so hard I'm crying. Funny stuff. :D

Projekt.
12-26-2008, 01:08 AM
When a kid wins a team slayer game and talks sh1t thinking he'd actually do well in a MLG game without Assault Rifle. It's like no matter what you tell them they're so sure that they're good. It's impossible to make them realize they're bad you know?

Oakley_Tyler
12-26-2008, 01:35 AM
When Courtlands like "Dude holy crap im no scoping to good this game"
Me "nice man"
Courtland "Yeah I know dude I own everyone with 1 sens."

FranklinDaTurtl
12-26-2008, 01:47 AM
whenever people instanly jump in a br fight because they figure that XBL will save them

thats why a good amount of the pros use bumper jumper ya garbage bk

iMsquaredi
12-26-2008, 02:07 AM
when your walking or doing anything really close to another player and they just do a backflip or something crazy cause they get headshotted by snipe

WMDistraction
12-26-2008, 02:17 AM
This hasn't happened to me, but I think it would be hilarious to take cover behind a teammate to shield yourself from a rocket.

campto32
12-26-2008, 02:51 AM
i was in a game the other day and we were up by about 15 or 20 kills so we started to bounce our sniper bullets off the ground and walls and such

so then my teammate was trying to bounce it off the floor for a head shot on a guy not player. the guy turns looks at my teammate and no scopes him in the dome piece haha it was one of the funniest things i've seen

whyt-nd-nerdy
12-26-2008, 02:54 AM
kinda like the picture above but when you get a bunch of friedns and go into BTB alll elites and just do hilarious things

Classic ............

Squad Battle or BTB - everyone be Elites then crouch walk EVERYWHERE and Team T-Bag.....

HighGround or Construct work well for this.......

MercGH
12-26-2008, 03:32 AM
I played one game in MLG with my friend and a guy on the other team was terrible. His name was Ecurtis. Next game we were matched up against him again on the other team and we were making fun of him for how bad he was before the game started. The next game type was pit flag and Ecurtis got custom in the beginning. I went for custom but didn't get it and fell back in custom run way. My friend with snipe went after him from court direction and got up right behind him and beat him down 3 times while dancing and then no scoped him when he had full custom right in the beginning of the game. I was laughing so hard because I died and I seen and heard the 3 wacks and then the noscope. It was hilarious.

CoDeX_ish
12-26-2008, 03:33 AM
well i know you said halo but i recall on game of zombies on CoD5, and we was in the help room and we was on level 25 and my friend ran outta ammo so he went to the box and got a .357 mag. and was running around in circles screaming i got'em guy's dont worry. it was just a really funny moment

Mizzy
12-26-2008, 03:41 AM
when i see my teammate on narrows flag try to do the top mid - flag jump and he falls off (with the flag, of course)

makes me chuckle a little :)

WOWgiggity
12-26-2008, 04:23 AM
whenever people instanly jump in a br fight because they figure that XBL will save them

Sig = someone gets out br'd a lot.

OT, when you go into green and see rockets have spawned uncontested, get all excited thinking you've got a few easy kills. Then the other team throws about 3 grenades into green and you get blown to smithereens. Makes me laugh anyway, such disappointment.

WOWgiggity
12-26-2008, 04:27 AM
never seen that. clip it and send it to me

GT: MacDaddy Ruby

Your internet must be godly. Basically it lags out and you both beat each other down but it says its equal assinations.

oOBleeD_OuTOo
12-26-2008, 07:39 AM
I laugh when on pit a whole team is at bungie's rocket spawn and they have rocks and you walk into the hallway on the other end and one guy on their team get off one BR shot but their rocket guy shoots the wall or a teammate and betrays the whole team that is the funniest thing I will ever see happen in Halo 3.

It also makes me lol when you're having a 1v1 with a friend and you both throw stcks at the same time and they bounce off eachother. thats great.

Or when my friend splattered me with a cone that was so funny.

iM_xZonKeD
12-26-2008, 11:15 AM
When you have a kid on your team that all he does is complain and then you watch him get ***** and he quits. That usually makes my day.

del-chupacabra
12-26-2008, 12:56 PM
there is a kid I try to help get his rank up and when he yells " you just got out AR'd" to the other team i can't help but laugh every time.

mckinnon94
12-26-2008, 04:38 PM
Cally's sniper.
My BR.

a_GReMLiNN
12-26-2008, 04:44 PM
When people stick themselves off shield doors and bubble shields =]

Skiggeroth
12-26-2008, 04:48 PM
When the enemy team spawn snipes their own teammate. Ahahahahaha.

a_GReMLiNN
12-26-2008, 04:49 PM
When a kid wins a team slayer game and talks sh1t thinking he'd actually do well in a MLG game without Assault Rifle. It's like no matter what you tell them they're so sure that they're good. It's impossible to make them realize they're bad you know?

I guess thats directed towards me.
Sorry for making you go -8 =]

http://www.bungie.net/Stats/GameStatsHalo3.aspx?gameid=888392450&player=aa%20VehemenTTTTT

Naptiva
12-26-2008, 04:52 PM
Watching teammates grenade themselves.

Projekt.
12-26-2008, 05:54 PM
I guess thats directed towards me.
Sorry for making you go -8 =]

http://www.bungie.net/Stats/GameStatsHalo3.aspx?gameid=888392450&player=aa%20VehemenTTTTT

!!

Oh hai there! That was more of a general thing cause there's a lot more people than just you who think that team slayer means anything.

I'll admit I need to brush up on my assault rifling and gravity hammer dodging skills. Plus I just can't ever seem to deploy the bubble shield at the right time. Can anyone give me any tips???

Edit: Nice sig..

OT: It's always fun sticking someone on your team when they jump in your way at the last second and they say something like, "Wow some kids get the luckiest sticks"...and you don't say anything.

Heart_And_Skill
12-26-2008, 05:59 PM
I can't help but laugh when some one gets out br'd once in a custom game, and then the rest of the game they yell stuff like "out br'd" or "owned" when they clean that guy up when he is one shot. Then the go over and start tee-bagging. This is why i never mute people in custom games. Itz just too funny.

mynameism
12-26-2008, 06:04 PM
throwing a bubble shield and someone sticks themselves off it.
throwing a bubble shield infront of a guy with rockets and he kills himself.
picking up os after having no shields, catch a stick, some bullets, and maybe a rock, and then double beat down the guy i was fighting and retain all of my os.

a_GReMLiNN
12-27-2008, 12:25 AM
!!

Oh hai there! That was more of a general thing cause there's a lot more people than just you who think that team slayer means anything.

I'll admit I need to brush up on my assault rifling and gravity hammer dodging skills. Plus I just can't ever seem to deploy the bubble shield at the right time. Can anyone give me any tips???

Edit: Nice sig..

OT: It's always fun sticking someone on your team when they jump in your way at the last second and they say something like, "Wow some kids get the luckiest sticks"...and you don't say anything.

If you got wrecked 50-34 on Guardian BR start.
Your going to get wrecked MLG settings.
Get skilled, then come see me.

mynameism
12-27-2008, 06:24 PM
Oh and I also find it hilarious when I kill someone, start teabagging them, and then kill them again. While still teabagging their same dead body.

mynameism
12-27-2008, 06:36 PM
One more thing, a single play that I was laughing about for awhile.

2v2 on Foundry.

I'm coming from the dumpster side, jumping from the fence to the entrance to rockets. My teammate is picking up rockets moving towards the entrance to rockets.

On the other team, one guy is coming from ramp base up to the shield drain. And the other guy is coming up the ramp by the yellow caterpillar thing.

So I throw a grenade at the guy comin up by the caterpillar which takes his shield down and move in for the kill. As I jump accross rockets entrance, the other enemy is on shield drain and my teammate shoots at him. The rocket kills both of us and the other team ends up alive. So instead of going up two kills, we go down two kills. A total swing of 4 which was basically the deciding play of the game.

I just couldn't stop laughing, especially watching the replay

bosoxdanc
12-27-2008, 06:52 PM
When I stick myself off the damn bubble shield. I do it ALL the time.

xSquire
12-30-2008, 02:18 AM
1. standing on a ledge watching someone crouch walk below you. the longer you wait to stick them the funnier it becomes

2. forgetting to mute the other team in a game of random 4s, then getting a really cheap mauler kill by camping somewhere, and listening to them get pissed off. even funnier if it happens twice in a row

3. setting out to annoy people in rumble pit by abusing dual wields and camping, then (without saying anything) teabagging when you get cheap kills on people. doing this all game without once responding to their abuse is great, even better if you make them quit

ZoroSeerus
12-30-2008, 02:34 AM
When I get teabagged by someone who "out br'ed" me when he had first 2-3 shots and I take him no shields. It's so funny.

lumini
12-30-2008, 02:40 AM
when a girl t-bags you. I like it :)

2StepsAhead
12-30-2008, 11:26 PM
4 v 1 against me on guardian, they have all the power weapons...hammer and shotgun charge me when I have an ar and they tea bag...couldn't help but laugh.

CoMeHoMe
12-31-2008, 08:34 AM
When your in team objective messing around and the game type is 1 flag on Standoff. They cap our flag then we go on offence and someone yells someone gaurd our flag!!! I Rofl'd, I respond with everyone get in the HILL!!!

H3_Proto
12-31-2008, 11:00 AM
When I get teabagged by someone who "out br'ed" me when he had first 2-3 shots and I take him no shields. It's so funny.
When I get the first 2-3 shots on someone and yell "OUT-BR'D!!!" even though I almost died. That always makes me laugh, especially when they think I'm serious and get mad.

Deckanater
12-31-2008, 01:05 PM
im goin to have to say when you spawn kill
priceless

abzinthe
12-31-2008, 04:07 PM
If you got wrecked 50-34 on Guardian BR start.
Your going to get wrecked MLG settings.
Get skilled, then come see me.
What? That's just dumb. Getting killed by skill-less weapons like the shotgun and hammer doesn't happen in MLG, ergo, legitimately skilled players will die less.

nobodyz32
12-31-2008, 05:04 PM
What really gets me laughin is whenever you have the bubble and the person with rockets tries to be cute and jumps to shoot the rocket when he's like 2 ft away... then at that very moment you deploy the bubble and it blows himself up. ( you can only imagine what he's thinkin ) rofl

lxl_R3PTILE_lxl
12-31-2008, 07:10 PM
I couldtn help but laugh when I was playing with my cuz in mlg narrows slayer (I was on my real gamertag) and my cuz calls out r2 with rocks......(He died) I throw a nade right when he shot the rocket....the rocket starts flipping around in air and the guy jumps (Everyone jumps on narrows) RIGHT into the damn rocket ....I started lauging and I hear my cuz lauging as well he saw the whole thing....then I got sniped and lost the game....lol.

xlprodigylx
12-31-2008, 09:32 PM
getting teabagged with the score being 49 to 49 and having my teammate kill him to win the game.....hilarious

a_GReMLiNN
12-31-2008, 10:23 PM
What? That's just dumb. Getting killed by skill-less weapons like the shotgun and hammer doesn't happen in MLG, ergo, legitimately skilled players will die less.

All my kills that game, were with weapons that are available on the MLG version of guardian.

TWISTED-BULLET
12-31-2008, 11:08 PM
Getting an MLG Contruct spawn next to the barrels on gold lift and plugging them just my teammate spawns, priceless.

MattyGibbs
12-31-2008, 11:43 PM
When you go into matchmaking with randoms and get paired up with 3 mexican guys that you cannot understand. Then when you start losing they start yelling, you can't understand but you're pretty sure they're yelling at you because they can't understand your callouts.

When you lose a BR vs AR fight

10tickleLuv
01-01-2009, 01:30 PM
I find it really funny when someone gets stuck and they fly straight up in the air flailing their arms all the way down. Or when you see someone perform a backflip when you dome them. One more thing I thought was hilarious was before the patch when you beat someone down they would fly across the map. :)

Specter831
01-01-2009, 01:56 PM
1) When you are going for Perfection and die at 14 kills. :banghead:

2) When little kids with high pitch squeaky voices try to talk smack after they lost.

3) When you out BR someone when you're down a shot or two :pwned:

4) Watching my cousins on Stand Off getting into the warthog and not getting any kills in it. :pwned:

5) Watching my cousin Andrew trying to do the Gold 1 -> Gold 2 jump on guardian... failing, then using the grav lift up. :pwned: :)

KJB32
01-01-2009, 03:49 PM
Amplified's spawns.

MY_Gunman
01-01-2009, 05:46 PM
never seen that. clip it and send it to me

GT: MacDaddy Ruby

I pretty sure people even double assassinated eachother before the mutual beatdown patch.