The "Azen's Backpack" Thread [Archive]

Fliperotchy___mlg_

08-20-2006, 10:38 PM

Alright, we've all seen Azen. He's a good looking guy. Known for being extremely talented with a LARGE array of characters......a.k.a. EVERYONE.
But what's his secret? I think it's his backpack. But not just the backpack.......it's what's inside the backpack. And HERE, is where YOU guys post what you think is in Azen's backpack that makes him so damn good.

My Thoughts: Azen's backpack is full of little glowing orbs. (kinda like off the movie Space Jam) and when he needs to use a character good, he reaches in, and "absorbs" the orb. and then rapes. lol

p.s. i made it abstract so it would SOUND funny. sorry if it wasn't.

EDIT FOR THE PRICKS:^^^^^NOT FUNNY

Logan9998

08-20-2006, 10:39 PM

Fairies and pixie dust, I imagine.

Edit: Sticky thisssssssss.

Nappy is SiK

08-20-2006, 10:47 PM

sexual utensils. that bag looks so old too. kinda weird how he always has it with him. i remember i use to have that nintendo bak in like 3rd grade

popfizz

08-20-2006, 11:00 PM

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Fliperotchy again."

I still think he carries a lists of every single K.O. he's ever made. That, and a Furby programmed to say "Lolz You got PWNED!"

Fliperotchy___mlg_

08-20-2006, 11:03 PM

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Fliperotchy again."

its ok man.

IVE GOT IT!

Azen's Backpack is like....................(dare i say it?).....................the "new" Chuck Norris.

Bear000

08-20-2006, 11:07 PM

Prolly some paper, maybe a binder or two.

Maybe even a wallet or things like toothbrushes and deodorant.

Fliperotchy___mlg_

08-20-2006, 11:10 PM

Prolly some paper, maybe a binder or two.

Maybe even a wallet or things like toothbrushes and deodorant.
you're no fun. lol.

SolidMoose

08-20-2006, 11:18 PM

its empty. it just gives him power like the sun gives power to birdman.

Logan9998

08-20-2006, 11:31 PM

its empty. it just gives him power like the sun gives power to birdman.

That's ridiculous. It has a substance similar to Kryptonite, except it only affects other players.

popfizz

08-20-2006, 11:41 PM

That's ridiculous. It has a substance similar to Kryptonite, except it only affects other players.I heard it's just there to confuse people! They're so distracted by what's in his bag... they lose!

Or maybe there's some sort of advanced hypnosis device in there...

HugS

08-21-2006, 12:21 AM

popfizz

08-21-2006, 12:39 AM

Fliperotchy___mlg_

08-21-2006, 06:23 AM

The pink dildo...

Man he's gonna be PISSED when he reaches in and finds out it's not there. He'll be even more pissed when he finds out we disposed of it on such a stupid thing as throwing it into a pool of girls.
wow......i LOL'd like.....hard.
(and then i smiled at the neg rep i got for this thread. woo. lol)

Edit: we better be careful. i mean.....aZ DOES owe me AT LEAST one kinda weird thread, as he STOLE two of MY sticky ideas. one of which i PM'ed him the idea, and then he said not to do it, and then stole it and stickied it. lol.
but lets keep this semi-clean. just so he doesn't close it RIGHT away.

Logan9998

08-21-2006, 07:01 AM

I'm telling you, aZ is going to come in here and just say the exact contents and lock it. It'll be awesome, depending on the contents.

WHAT COULD IT BE?!?!??1?1/1/?

Fliperotchy___mlg_

08-21-2006, 07:05 AM

I'm telling you, aZ is going to come in here and just say the exact contents and lock it. It'll be awesome, depending on the contents.

WHAT COULD IT BE?!?!//!11!1!one!1?!?!?1////~~~~~@!!111!!
fixed it. (*** 12 char. thing)

KBD Deadman

08-21-2006, 07:45 AM

I agree w/ popfizz, his backpack posesses hypnotic powers which is why he wins. One look at his backpack and it causes the opponent's mind to be at Azens' will. You could be seeing multiple foxes on the screen. Reasons why he hasn't lost is because either the opponent is blind or the opponent hasn't seen his bag,

RoyalElite

08-21-2006, 07:53 AM

The obvious, an "Easy Button".

popfizz

08-21-2006, 02:28 PM

The obvious, an "Easy Button".Dude, I have one of those. My cousin was like, "Dude, what do you want for your birthday?"
"Easy button."

It's funny because I bring it with me when I'm going to go play videogames at my friend's house, and whenever I get a kill (Halo, Smash), I hit it. "That was easy."

Makes one of my friends so mad whenever I do it... lol... he gets mad at losing though... it's interesting...

Overswarm

08-21-2006, 02:55 PM

I'm pretty sure it is a portal into 4D space.

KrAyZiE

08-21-2006, 03:45 PM

Wtf Is This??

_Snake_

08-21-2006, 04:05 PM

The souls of other smasher he's beaten.

Fliperotchy___mlg_

08-21-2006, 04:35 PM

anyone got a pic of Azen and his backpack?

(shoshone)

08-21-2006, 04:59 PM

I heard that Azen keeps all his tournament and MM money there.

Linguini

08-21-2006, 05:19 PM

Im kind of new to smash soo......wtf is up with this azen backpack obbsession??

KBD Deadman

08-21-2006, 06:16 PM

It's because he always has it w/ him when he plays. We have a theory that this is what gives Azen his ability to live let alone play smash.

RoyalElite

08-21-2006, 07:34 PM

Dude, I have one of those. My cousin was like, "Dude, what do you want for your birthday?"
"Easy button."

It's funny because I bring it with me when I'm going to go play videogames at my friend's house, and whenever I get a kill (Halo, Smash), I hit it. "That was easy."

Makes one of my friends so mad whenever I do it... lol... he gets mad at losing though... it's interesting...

Walshymuch?

12****myasscharacterlimit

EDIT:

I JUST FOUND OUT WHAT'S IN THERE.

<Royal> chillin, what's in azens backpack?
<Pixel-A-Tion> Pixel = Inui's uncle
<shogun> I COULD TYPE LIKE THIS AND IT'S SUPPOSED TO MEAN IM YELLING BUT IM NOT
<Max> PCP
<chillindude829> lol royal
<Max> azen carries PCP in his pack
<Royal> pcp...?
<chillindude829> he keeps 4 loaded guns
<chillindude829> in his backpack
<chillindude829> at all times
<shogun> angel dust
<Royal> shiiiiit

Chillin, aka Azen's teamate has just informed us, that azen is indeed an OG.

/thread

P.S If someone needs a pic for authenticity, just ask.

popfizz

08-21-2006, 08:52 PM

Walshymuch?lol, yeah. :D
Anyway. You can see how his bag works...

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/9215/husbandloseyc1.png

Not even the great Chillin can withstand Azen's power!

http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/7935/azenchillinqy1.png

Chillin, aka Azen's teamate has just informed us, that azen is indeed an OG.

/thread

P.S If someone needs a pic for authenticity, just ask.Here's his gang (after he's hypo-controlled them into being his underlings):

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/3451/gangstasph7.png

It's all true.

WMDistraction

08-21-2006, 08:57 PM

He keeps Vault in there, which would explain his twitchy-fast reaction time!

Fliperotchy___mlg_

08-21-2006, 10:06 PM

He keeps Vault in there, which would explain his twitchy-fast reaction time!
he's probably got the thing that makes you so bad at smash in there!!! you better get it back before i actually TRY to flame you.

lol, yeah. :D
Anyway. You can see how his bag works...

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/9215/husbandloseyc1.png

Not even the great Chillin can withstand Azen's power!

http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/7935/azenchillinqy1.png

Here's his gang (after he's hypo-controlled them into being his underlings):

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/3451/gangstasph7.png

It's all true.

"You must spread some reputation around before giving it to popfizz again."

i love you.....i LOL'ed in RL. ZOMGGGG!!1!1!

BACH

08-22-2006, 10:20 PM

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e5/erikthedead/DSCF0021.jpg

It's his power - here he is recharging himself

WMDistraction

08-22-2006, 10:33 PM

abstraKt

08-22-2006, 11:16 PM

azen = og ...h*llz yea

Fliperotchy___mlg_

08-22-2006, 11:17 PM

I don't even get how he can play with that backpack on his lap.

Yeah, anyway, whatever about the Vault thing. I don't care what you guys think. I'll post what I feel like with no regret for what I say, so you can say whatever you feel like, I'm not going to listen.
thanks for the +rep moron. lol.
he accidently forgets to click "i disapprove". lol.

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e5/erikthedead/DSCF0021.jpg

It's his power - here he is recharging himself
OMGGGGGGGGG. LOL. GREAT PIC CHOICE.

bioalp44

08-23-2006, 03:39 AM

whitecastle burgers......thousands of them

WMDistraction

08-23-2006, 03:16 PM

thanks for the +rep moron. lol.
he accidently forgets to click "i disapprove". lol.

I did that on purpose. I said that it wasn't a really bad post, and I don't give -rep except on really bad posts. That wasn't a really bad post. I wondered how you'd react, and that's pretty typical.

super-rad-brian

08-23-2006, 05:19 PM

don't care what you guys think. I'll post what I feel like with no regret for what I say, so you can say whatever you feel like, I'm not going to listen.

sounds like a second grader

LALALALALAA I CANT HEAR YOU *covers ears*

WMDistraction

08-23-2006, 05:59 PM

sounds like a second grader

LALALALALAA I CANT HEAR YOU *covers ears*
Well, just flaming me for posting an idea isn't exactly mature, either.

super-rad-brian

08-23-2006, 06:05 PM

Well, just flaming me for posting an idea isn't exactly mature, either.

and this thread isnt all that mature either. neither is the internet.

RoyalElite

08-23-2006, 06:07 PM

lol @ srb post count: 1,010.

10-10-220 anyone?

WMDistraction

08-23-2006, 06:29 PM

and this thread isnt all that mature either. neither is the internet.
Which is sad. People need to stop acting stupid and be a little more intelligent.

Bear000

08-23-2006, 07:42 PM

Which is sad. People need to stop acting stupid and be a little more intelligent.Yeah, intelligent, like knowing what transverse means.

To elaborate on my post:

Prolly some paper (paper of POWER), maybe a binder or two (containing plots to destory EVERYONE).

Maybe even a wallet (with plenty of pictures of hawt chix lawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwl) or things like toothbrushes (of mastery) and deodorant (of destruction).

WMDistraction

08-23-2006, 08:05 PM

Yeah, intelligent, like knowing what transverse means.

To elaborate on my post:

Prolly some paper (paper of POWER), maybe a binder or two (containing plots to destory EVERYONE).

Maybe even a wallet (with plenty of pictures of hawt chix lawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwl) or things like toothbrushes (of mastery) and deodorant (of destruction).
I know what transverse means, that was a joke.

Maybe the binder contains blackmail.

Fliperotchy___mlg_

08-24-2006, 05:39 PM

"Yeah, Flip, <3 you too. :/ I only give -rep on really bad posts, so here ya go.-WMD" here's the rep comment.....sounds like accidental +rep to me. lol.

lets keep this on topic. do you guys think Azen controls the power of his backpack? or do you think it controls him?

QDVS

08-24-2006, 05:45 PM

I think this topic is mad butt...

WMDistraction

08-24-2006, 08:17 PM

The backpack controls him. Sort of like Tex on RvB!

Fliperotchy___mlg_

08-27-2006, 09:38 AM

bump...lolololol

Soanevalck

08-27-2006, 03:49 PM

no, the backpack controls all regular people, azen is the only one strong enough to control the power of the backpack

bioalp44

08-27-2006, 04:12 PM

how bout 2000 dollars cash-money from orlando???? and whitecastle

Viscus

08-27-2006, 04:21 PM

It now contains 2000 bucks of prize money and a championship trophy...It'd be so funny if he actually kept that in there.

Fliperotchy___mlg_

08-27-2006, 04:33 PM

The Backpack Prevails!!!!!!! Azen Takes 1st At Orlando!!!!!

popfizz

08-27-2006, 05:09 PM

The Backpack Prevails!! Azen Takes 1st At Orlando!Of course.

I mean look at Chillin - He got 8th. He's probably still wondering what's in the backpack...

KBD Deadman

08-27-2006, 07:41 PM

Lol. The backpack prevails. Congrats to Azen. Woot! Orlando is where everything changed. Dayum. Well, Karma still won the FFA.. but he'll lose... eventually. Also, if you watch the anime Bleach you'll know what Azen's backpack is.

WMDistraction

08-27-2006, 09:52 PM

Of course.

I mean look at Chillin - He got 8th. He's probably still wondering what's in the backpack...
Maybe when Azen's not looking, Chillin can grab it and use it for himself. Then again, Chillin may not be able to hold the awesome power of the backpack without succumbing to over-powering shock.

Fliperotchy___mlg_

08-28-2006, 12:03 AM

will the backpack perform at the next MLG event?

WMDistraction

08-28-2006, 12:10 AM

will the backpack perform at the next MLG event?
Should you even have to ask that question? Of course it will! The backpack>all

Fliperotchy___mlg_

08-28-2006, 02:13 AM

so have we all come to an agreement on what is inside the backpack, and how it works?

Crazyforkillua

08-28-2006, 09:13 AM

A picture of Ken XD

WMDistraction

08-28-2006, 10:22 AM

so have we all come to an agreement on what is inside the backpack, and how it works?
It's some type of power mechanism, as BACH said. It gives him the strength to win MLGs in FL and maybe Vegas and NY!

RoyalElite

08-28-2006, 02:42 PM

It's that thing from Space Jam.

You know, the glowy orbs all the cartoon monsters touch to gain super powers? Well when Azen gets it, he gains "Read Frame Mode" and can perform **** like no-other.

Fliperotchy___mlg_

08-28-2006, 02:53 PM

so apparently we DON'T have an agreement. i think im going with the Space Jam thing.
Azen has an orb of every good character out there. He's stolen powers from good smash players over the years. That's why he's so good with every character. And recently, his Ice Climber skills grew tenfold, as he defeated ChuDat and stole some of HIS power too.

It was once said, that Azen was good with everyone, but it was not until recently when he beat me with Sandbag, that I took into consideration the extreme POWER of his Nintendo backpack.

Fliperotchy___mlg_

08-28-2006, 03:50 PM

popfizz

08-28-2006, 06:25 PM

During the final game...
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j213/fliperotchy/2.jpg

After the backpack prevailed...
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j213/fliperotchy/1.jpg

p.s. I put a red circle over Isai's head. just wondering, but WTF is he looking at?hahahaha
That's awesome.

Obviously, it's a hybrid hypnotic-leeching device, as you can tell from Fig. 1.1 and 1.2.

In Fig. 1.1, notice how his opponents are distracted by the bag, not focusing on the game. The power emanating from the bag is so strong that it is even affecting non-players. Fascinating.

He then proceeds (see Fig. 1.2) to channel power from his bag through his eyes, sapping the powers of his rivals.

Indeed, Azen is a fearsome foe.

WMDistraction

08-28-2006, 06:31 PM

hahahaha
That's awesome.

Obviously, it's a hybrid hypnotic-leeching device, as you can tell from Fig. 1.1 and 1.2.

In Fig. 1.1, notice how his opponents are distracted by the bag, not focusing on the game. The power emanating from the bag is so strong that it is even affecting non-players. Fascinating.

He then proceeds (see Fig. 1.2) to channel power from his bag through his eyes, sapping the powers of his rivals.

Indeed, Azen is a fearsome foe.
Also notice that in Fig 1.2 Ken and PC are not affected. Their powers have already been drained. Instead, they just have green eyes.

Z-Man

08-29-2006, 09:55 PM

:O

Azen is a cheater. His backpack should be banned from tournaments.

QDVS

08-30-2006, 12:31 PM

Why is NEO saying something when he wasn't even at Orlando???

O_o

popfizz

08-30-2006, 01:00 PM

Why is NEO saying something when he wasn't even at Orlando??

O_oIt's his ghost-aura that's been sucked into Azen's bag, projected out into the crowd to trick more people into wondering about the bag.

Fliperotchy___mlg_

08-30-2006, 02:55 PM

sorry....i didnt know who that was. i THOUGHT it was Neo, but i guess not. who is it?

Jason

08-30-2006, 03:38 PM

But do any of you know the ORIGIN of Azen's infamous bag??

I do and I'm not telling yet!

popfizz

08-30-2006, 03:41 PM

But do any of you know the ORIGIN of Azen's infamous bag?

I do and I'm not telling yet!Ahh! Quick, make another thread!

"The Origin of Azen's Bag"

(ok don't, we'll keep it all in here, but...)

Um... What is, "hot topic" ?

(i failed that i bet...)

super-rad-brian

08-30-2006, 04:17 PM

sorry....i didnt know who that was. i THOUGHT it was Neo, but i guess not. who is it?

neo looks absolutely nothing like anyone in that picture haha.

i think you are talking about PC Chris, but im not sure.

RoyalElite

08-30-2006, 05:09 PM

Neo's black dude. G_G

WMDistraction

08-30-2006, 07:09 PM

Neo's black dude. G_G
NOOO!!! Royal got banned. :-|

I forget what Neo looks like. I saw him on VoD a few times, but I have a horrible memory.

BACH

08-30-2006, 09:24 PM

But do any of you know the ORIGIN of Azen's infamous bag?

I do and I'm not telling yet!

*Ditto*

Z-Man

08-30-2006, 09:25 PM

If Azen's backpack lets him cheat, can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

GEPH2K

08-30-2006, 09:41 PM

If Azen's backpack lets him cheat, can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
Because it's got cinnamon sugar swirls in every bite.

g-regulate

08-30-2006, 10:34 PM

i know all the secrets behind and inside the backpack bu t ill never tell

popfizz

08-30-2006, 10:39 PM

NOOO!! Royal got banned. :-|How the heck did Royal get banned?
*Ditto*I hate you all. :P
If Azen's backpack lets him cheat, can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?Good question.

Fliperotchy___mlg_

08-31-2006, 05:57 PM

<3Royal

Fliperotchy___mlg_

10-02-2006, 05:50 AM

B
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AdD_RaPt0r3

10-02-2006, 09:18 AM

NOOO!!! Royal got banned. :-|

I forget what Neo looks like. I saw him on VoD a few times, but I have a horrible memory.

Your memory is tres terrible to not remember if a guy is black or not. :)

nookrulz

10-02-2006, 10:00 AM

whoever did those pictures was probably thinking of Dav3

Fliperotchy___mlg_

10-02-2006, 02:13 PM

neo looks absolutely nothing like anyone in that picture haha.

i think you are talking about PC Chris, but im not sure.
no, i know who PC is, i'm talking about the guy that's lifting up Azen with Chillindude. i THOUGHT that was Neo.

EDIT: yep, it's Dav3

HiRoShiMa

10-03-2006, 09:19 AM

I think he has a copy of Super Smash Bros: Brawl in that bag

popfizz

10-09-2006, 01:34 PM

I think he has a copy of Super Smash Bros: Brawl in that bagHeh. South Park. It's like the one episode I've seen, but it was good.

And... oh... I'll be right back...

Fliperotchy___mlg_

10-09-2006, 03:09 PM

OMFG 999 POSTS POPFIZZ! make the 1k post in here! do it! dedicate it to Azen!

popfizz

10-09-2006, 03:41 PM

Woot 1,000th post!

Ok fine:

http://img127.imageshack.us/img127/2249/azen1pw4.jpg

(I know it's not as good as the others but it's all I could think of being on school computers where I can't even RIGHT CLICK and SAVE IMAGE AS.)

;)